'Twas Two Days Before Christmas

_'Twas two days before Christmas, could it be true?
New toys all in line to squeak for dear Rhu.

He'll carefully choose the one that he likes
But will it survive his chomping, his BITES?

You just never know which one that he'll choose,
Will it make the "Rhu cut", or just make him snooze?

A long one, a short one, a square one, or round,
The choosing of toys is an art for this hound.

The one that you think he never will like,
Might just be the ONE, the one that's just right!

No worries, there's plenty! They cover the floor!
Like wall to wall carpet from front to back door.

But Santa still has more to give you dear Rhu
Yes he understands and knows what to do.

His sleigh might be heavy, the reindeer might frown
But that's just the way that it's gonna go down!

On Donner, on Bliztzen and "Air-Barks" away
The Rhu boy can't wait for his first Christmas day.

Rhu's not the only one excited this year
His new mom and dad still shed happy tears

Edo and Shelly are amazed that it's true,
For the best gift they've EVER received
Is named "Rhu".