Man oh Man! Christmas already? I just made it through a day with Turkeys and now here comes the Reindeer? Mom tells me that sometimes my legs are so long that I'm about the size of a deer. I'm layin' right behind my mom,right now dictating this to her so if there are some words you don't get, blame the typist not me!
There's a cute tree out in the room now with blinking lights on it and everyone seems happy n' stuff telling me I'm such a gift to them - that is sooo old news! You'd think they could come up with something new by now.
I've got a new plan that I've put into action and if you watch and especially listen to my "airbark" video on the video page, you'll understand why I'm the best barking dog any recording studio could ask for .
It all got started when I decided that I should NEVER and I mean NEVER be away from where mom's desk chair, cooking spot, eating place, well anywhere she is, spot... At least not out of where my infamous "airbark" can be heard. Actually, that sound travels a lot further than I thought and that is sooo cool!
So, this is how it goes down; when I hear her sit in her work chair, I'll start with the small stuff like needing a toy, ya know, one that is just out of my reach.. I'll paw a little bit - woops not loud enough...Better hit something with that paw - gotcha to stop for a sec... Oh I REALLY NEED SOMETHING, ANYTHING! Let me first try a little small size air-bark and sometimes it just comes out as a clacking of my teeth; if that's not loud enough perhaps an airbark with more air..c'mon Rhu more bark, less air? Okay if that doesn't work I can add a squeaking toy, Ah-ha, she said my name! It's working... For an even more annoying effect, I'll alternate between the two, airbark, squeak, . Yep she's impressed and.... wah-la here she comes. She is sooo putty in my paws. I have even given her some great shortcuts for her convenience since I'm really only listening for my "key" words anyway. So, if I simply hear: Rhu, "do you?", or "are you?" "wanna?"...I'm pretty safe in assuming that will be followed by something Rhutastic!
Okay so I exagerrated a tiny bit since usually I only have to give one signal and she's all over me! But it's always good to have back-up plans to know what to try next.
Santa "Paws" will be coming soon I hear and since I've been mostly nice I should be findin' me some really fine toys from the big guy. I will admit though, I already have more toys now than his sleigh could hold. My experience has been that you can never, EVER have too many toys! Besides what else would mom have to do if it wasn't getting me more toys to entertain HER! Have a waggin' rest of the week! Air-Barks, AWAY! Hope to have some new photos soon too! Check out my latest-greatest cart run video though, I did really good.